What type of man are you when...

...the woman you want doesn't want you, and is actually turned off by the idea:



- The Denier

You don't believe it. In fact, you are certain she is secretly in love with you. Her reaction is only show to protect you/her actual partner/the cat.


- Mr Downwards

You are so down. You are depressed, are haunted by a thousand ghosts of negativity. You are scum. You are useless shit. Nobody likes you...ever.


- The Hopeful One

You accept it, but you have hope. You think it might still work out one day. Maybe she'll come round to the idea, you just have to kind of stick around and not make any big balls up.


- The Liar

Everything you say is a lie, a fantasy. This is a tactical and very conscious act. The desired result is that you will look better in her eyes. The colder among you will even look to make her feel inferior through your lies.


- Man of Apathy

You actually don't care either way. You feel so dull inside, you're not even sure a yes from her would have made any difference. You are not down, or unhappy...you are emotionally blunted. You feel nothing.


- Nastyman

You are one of the bad guys. You react with rage, aggression, nasty intention. You want to just argue. You write awful things, attacking her. You might contemplate or even act out a physical attack. You exist, yes you do.


- The Rabid Nervous Communicator

You go all weird: talk in breathless gasps of hot air which are damp and sweaty. You call/text/mail constantly in an attempt to explain, or to appease...each time with a different viewpoint. Mostly you have no idea what you are talking about, but you think as long as there still is some form of constant communication, then things will work out.


- The Rationalist

You decide to stop fancying her as it's a waste of energy. You are a slave to reciprocal love, and are turned off by one-way attraction, whichever way it runs. Some people would call this a gift, but you call it a method.


- The Seducer

You are hot and you know it. You don't need a signal from the girl that she wants you, because you have the technique/eyes/bum to take her anyway. She won't even realise what's happened until long after your lips have locked with hers.


- Shyboy

You are either very silent on the subject, or you can only broach it with nervous laughter and red face. You can certainly not talk about it in any meaningful way.


- Mr That's Life:-)

You like to shrug off things with a smiley. You are a genuine positive floater of a man, like a cloud which is all fluffy and nice. You probably say things like: "Oh well, at least I've learnt something lol!".


- The Warm Friend

You accept it, and understand there is no hope. Yet you like her so much you become her best friend. You are the one she calls when she needs somebody to talk to. You spend more time with her than anyone else, you might even hold a candle for her throughout, but nothing will ever happen...yet you are content.


- The Wiper

Some kind of crazy outrage causes you to wipe out every memory of her. No more contact, no more thoughts, no more memories. She never existed...end of.